Now that I have more time, I can finally upload the podcast episode that Ian and I so wholeheartedly participated in. We did the comedy podcast, The Judge John Hodgman show. Episode 270: The Night to Remain Silent. 

Follow the link below to the court case and the evidence provided...

http://www.maximumfun.org/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-270-night-remain-silent